Meet your bullshit blueprint

Why Am I Like This?
Is the no-BS guide to why you repeat the same relationship patterns and how to finally break them.
Available October 13, 2026

Private coaching.
Speaking and partnerships.
Two ways to work with me.
Zero versions where I sugarcoat it.
1:1 coaching is private, personalized work with me on your actual dating and relationship patterns.
Tired of overthinking, chasing the wrong people, or second-guessing yourself? This is where we cut through it. Together we'll dig into your history, your patterns, and your triggers … and yes, I'll call you out where you need it. With love, of course. But I won't just tell you what you want to hear. You've got friends for that.
Clients work with me for a minimum of three months(two calls a month, plus unlimited messaging in between). This is a private, custom, dating and relationship coaching for the person who's ready to just stop with their bullshit.



I keep my roster small enough to actually know my clients, so the first step is a short
application and a call to make sure we’re a good fit.
“Sabrina Zohar is the most cogent voice in dating and relationships. She provides 12 months of therapy inside of 45 minutes. And she’s ferociously fun.”
Sara


(or Your Feed)
I am available for keynotes, panels,
media appearances, podcast guesting,
and brand partnerships.
I've done The Tamron Hall Show and Drew Barrymore. I've been in the LA Times, Newsweek, and Glamour. And I've built an audience of millions by refusing to soften the conversation about modern love, which is exactly what I'll bring to your event, your episode, or your campaign. Brand-wise, I'm picky on purpose: I only partner with things I'd hand to my own community without reservation.



A single answer without the work behind it is a temporary band-aid, and I didn't build
this to hand out band-aids. More than likely there’s a story there amiright? If your
question is more than a sentence…
that’s not a Q more like a dissertation baby.😘
#1

Bring it to my next live free class.
It’s called, The Last First Date:
What the people who finally
found it did differently.
#2

Read my book.
Why Am I Like This?
is 304 pages of me answering
the question behind all the other questions.
Submit your question to the show, and you *might* hear it answered on a Friday episode. Always anonymous.
